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Daughter is the mother of the man



April -8-2030

Dear daddy
Dad just got up and somehow managed to sit on the chair and arrange the table to write to you. Still last night’s hangover is not done. The fumes of cigarette are creeping in from my room’s door. My empty beer bottle is lying on the floor shamelessly. My nostrils and mouth still smelling vodka. But only for you bloody dad I got up to write. Yes because I am Honey Singh’s daughter .like father, like daughter attitude. I am slut in other’s eye but who cares. After it’s the she honey Singh’s bang..World should better be aware of.
Oh dad by this time did you get depressed .great. As a child when I got the lyrical and musical violence in my ears of your talent, I used to wonder how world would respond if a girl wrote those vulgar and abusive songs. What if a woman rapped the male vital organs and brutally insulted it. Would society have accepted this? To test it I became the she honey Singh and the result is just what I thought of.
Like you I had a humble beginning of the career by singing volume 2 and ***** and other male rape valorizing songs composed it just opposite of what you did. You shame woman and I shamed the masculinity.Yes because I believe every generations should be one step ahead of their ancestors.
After controversies and court orders, I have reached that peak of my career where I am regularly busy with bollywood assignments .yes they are hit, people are going ga-ga over it...Today I deny that I did not sing that rape valorizing song with great certitude in my voice and style, same as you did. Yes dad, people are fool, some have believed me and say past should never haunt the person. 
Dad you once sang aunty police bulale gi, so just reversed the trend and these were the alternative lyrics I wrote
Aaj botallan khullan do
Daaru-sharu dhullan do
Whiskey da peg laga ke
Saari duniya bhullan do
Party all night
Party all night
Party all night
We do party all night

Sun lo saari duniya waalo
Jitna bhi tum zor laga lo
Karenge party saari raat
****** mein dum hai toh band karwa lo
Party all night
Party all night
Party all night
We do party all night

Sun lo saari duniya waalon
Jitna bhi tum zor laga lo
Karenge party saari raat
**** mein dum hai toh band karwa lo
Aaj botallan khullan do
Daaru-sharu dhullan do
Whiskey da peg laga ke
Saari duniya bhullan do

Bajate raho.. sabki
Bajate raho.. sabki
Bajate raho.. sabki
Bajate ro!

Party all night
Party all night
We do party all night! (x2)

Jisne bhi party hai karni
Aa jaao mere ghar ke bheetar
Daaru peekar
Khaane ko hai murga teetar
Noida, Gurgaon, Delhi ki CHORE AAYEN HAIN
Saath mein Yo Yo ki CDiyan bhi laayi hain

Sawaari samaan ki
Ib khud jimmedar hain
Kar lo party saari raat
Kal itwaar hai
Music bajega loud
To     UNCLE police bula LENGE
Ib UNCLE ne jaa ke keh do
Ye party yun hi chaalegi
Party all night
Party all night
Party all night
We do party all night
UNCLE police bula LENGE
UNCLE police bula LENGE
UNCLE police bula LENGE
UNCLE police bula LENGE


Phir bhi party yunhi chaalegi
Party yun hi chaalegi
Party yun hi chaalegi
Ib party yun hi chaalegi

Sunlo sari duniya waalon
Jitna bhi tum zor laga lo
Karenge party sari raat
****** mein dum hai to band karwa lo
Aaj botallan khullan do
Daaru-sharu dhullan do
Whiskey da peg laga ke
Saari duniya bhullan do

Bajate ro.. sabki
Bajate ro.. sabki
Bajate ro.. sabki
Bajate ro!

Party all night
Party all night
Party all night
We do party all night (x2)

Khulli daaru, khulla khaana
Har koi bole ghar nahi jaana
Daddy ko tu kar de message
Aa ja RE kar ke bahaana
Party ho ri bahut bhayankar
Party ke gajab nazaare
Dikkat hai bas ek baat ki
Gaaon mein hai kayi TAI KANWARI
Nikkar WAALE CHORE ne ye Vodka chadha rakhi hai
Ek khatam na ho ri iss se
Doosri mangwa rakhi hai
Naache dekh RE kaise
Aag si laga rakhi hai
IITA SA tu hai nahi, huh!
Aafat macha rakhi hai

Party all night
Party all night
Party all night
We do party all night

UNCLE police bula LENGE
UNCLE police bula LENGE!
Phir bhi party yun hi chaalegi
Party yun hi chaalegi
Party yun hi chaalegi
Ib party yun hi chaalegi

Sunlo sari duniya waalon
Jitna bhi tum zor laga lo
Karenge party sari raat
*****mein dum hai to band karwa lo
Aaj botallan khullan do
Daaru-sharu dhullan do
Whiskey da peg laga ke
Saari duniya bhullan do

Bajate ro.. sabki
Bajate ro.. sabki
Bajate ro.. sabki
Bajate ro!

UNCLE police bula LENGE
UNCLE police bula LENGE
UNCLE police bula LENGE
UNCLE police bula LENGE!
Phir bhi party yun hi chaalegi
Party yun hi chaalegi
Party yun hi chaalegi
Ib party yun hi chaalegi

Now can you imagine I reversed almost your every song? On your next birthday I will send you those records.
Also I recently I found where you hid your volume 2 and if you think I am going to tell you where I got it from, you are crazy dad.
Like you even I am no talent, no wonder at lyrics writing just write the way I think and talk of men. My rap is worse than yours. But just as you tried generating testosterone in men, my lyrics generate estrogen in women to kill the masculinity.
I give damn to those who blamed me for the rapes of men and Adam teasing rampant these days(remember patriarchy died long ago)I your age I read that only men were the undisputed champions in the arena of showing sexuality ,drugs ,alcohol. Today I created the same market for women as well. Hope now you are feeling the shame. Not ashamed. You are still bloody .in your age girl would have been called by worst name if she said “I love sex, I love to get drunk” .but today it is just ordinary.
In your sunny days only men ruled bedrooms and the boardrooms but now the times have changed, the ball is in our court. We hit, we smash the timid masculinity. Also in your times male ego was the biggest enemy of the women and their success. Now ego has gone away from their shelves and sleeves. Earlier men sang the break party song now girls sing it loud. Like the alternative treatment. Here is the excerpt from the alternative break up party song
 Chaubais ghante hogi teri kudi on TV
Tv dekh ke tu bahut pachtaega
Aur yo yo honey singh hi tu gayega
Aur bacho ko sunayega
Agar mistake se na hoti ye galti
toh yahi kahlati tumhari mammi.
Is baat pe uthao haath

Today do you wannna see where men stand stand-in.I  will tell you right now your photograph framed in the beer bottle shaped photo frame is kept on my table, and is peeping through my crossed leg resting in front of it. This is where you stand,where masculinity stand. Your songs portrayed women as petty stuff to be used and thrown .today I give same treatment to the men.
Also in your age girls virginity was treated as the treasure to be exploited by men to satisfy their ego. But now the burden of carrying the virginity has been eradicated from the woman’s existence .these days I am writing the rap on the same theme, titled a My Vocal Vagina…yes you heard it right. You know my English is far better than yours.
Hear it, fear it if you can,
Because
Daughter is the mother of the man.
Yours drunken
She Honey Singh


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