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Thinking Thames with Mark Twain

Me:  Thinking of visiting Thames.
MT:  Why? thinking Thames?
Me:   I have to compile long hoarded poem,to which i wish 
         to title as"By river Thames I sat and wept"Thames    
         has been my childhood favorite.
MT:  girl why go Thames for weeping,for past 10 months    
         there has been Thames itself in your eyes.
         Day and Night 
         just Thames flowing in your eyes.
Mewish to rhyme
        eyes flooded with Thames
        burning amidst  flames
        lies were all the tall claims
        this is the reason for inking 
        rhymes so insane..
MT: Girl stop it!!its getting wackier,you are a  
       contemporary ink-smith ,don't give way to 
       childlike rhymes.
Me: this pain is insane.Sir when i started writing poems
       those were few lines ,full of rhymes.
       but now there are full lines,with few rhymes.
MT: lets give it break.
        Paulo coelho already wrote ' By the river prieda 
        i sat and wept.' don't go by his title.
Me: He just made them sat,they didn't cry the way i do.
MT: oh! you are the loudest weeper.
Me: and the solitary weeper.
MT: why don't you get tears -patent in you name .
Me:  that would be so tearful for others,they will tear
       me apart.
MT: Modesty..
Me: By the way did you cry this loud for something?
MT: No, baby,I was drunk enough!!
Me:Yes with exams on my head ,i too get drunk.Wish the 
       University took their innovation program seriously 
       than conducting exams after every six months.
MT:God made the idiot for practice and then he made 
       the school board.
Me:your satire and wit drive me crazy man,    
       unfortunately you already dead.
MT: Did you forget your Pulitzer dream??
Me:Pulitzer
      Pull-It-Sir  for me,too lazy i am this time.
MT: then surely after six years you ll have Pulitzer
        in your pocket.its the laziest who are flexible to 
        discover,hard-workers become too stiff to move the 
        world.
Me:well, i have to go and compile,
       By the river Thames I sat and wept  
       As if in my life,nothing is left!! 
MT:I my age writing was sacred,i made it colored.
Me: these days its too sorry scenario,instead of counting 
       blessings ,we count our 'likes'.
MT: All the best for The Thames and Tears.
Me: by the way roof terrace is not all bad to sit by and 
        weep...Thames...wait little longer!!           
           

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